June 2013
71 posts
of course I have to live in the only state that gives regents tests
Don’t you think it’s upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is….he could be with a stupid girlfriend….HOE GET AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND!!
reasons to date me
•sometimes I wear big shirts and no pants
•I’ll make you pancakes and mix CDs because who doesn’t love those
•I’ll kiss you a lot
•you can touch my butt whenever you want
•????????
•do you even need any more reasons
I want a boyfriend who will call me cute nicknames and cuddle with me and leave little kisses all over my face and make me food and watch cute movies with me and fuck me so hard I dont walk for 84 days
“’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no.”
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And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you out on it (via sourmilf)
This. One fucking thousand times this.
(via ostentatiousnarcissism)90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.
