Don’t you think it’s upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is….he could be with a stupid girlfriend….HOE GET AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND!!
reasons to date me
•sometimes I wear big shirts and no pants
•I’ll make you pancakes and mix CDs because who doesn’t love those
•I’ll kiss you a lot
•you can touch my butt whenever you want
•do you even need any more reasons